I’m…dead?
Had to happen sometime, Spyder.
It wasn’t supposed to happen so-
Be glad of what time you had.
How do I get you to shut up?
You don’t, I’m the one that keeps you sane.
Do I need sanity after death?
You-
Just let me think, please…Death is being trapped in your own head?
This could be that millisecond before death.
But…there’s supposed to be…like…happy bits…
Nothing else in the world works like its supposed to, and you still expect that?
Still, I don’t know how I feel about being trapped in my own head…
You must be the lucky side of the brain, cause I’m not feeling anything over here…So genius, what are you feeling?
I’m…I feel…I’m not…nothing, I’m feeling nothing. Well, fsck that. I’m angry. I want to be angry, so I’m angry.
There we go, manufactured emotion, just like the old days.
I wanna open my eyes…I’m scared.
You’ve got nothing to be scared of.
Theories. Theories. Theories. Theory one: I’m dead. If that’s the case, I can deal with that later.
Yeah, we’re not exactly going anywhere.
Theory two: I’m in a coma.
Coma is good. We can wake up from a coma.
Theory three: This isn’t me, this is all the data left behind on the net. I left behind more than I had intended. That would be neat, I wonder if I can Google myself. Here we go, here we go…
Goooooooogle!
Did you really expect that to work? I don’t think we’re on the net.
I’d know more if I could hear anything except my own thoughts. And…I’m still scared.
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I just wanna gib her a widdle hug… :'(
*hands over a Stef plushie*
xD
… Do those actually exist? 😀
Also: This is a first… Normally I don’t get a reply as fast 😛
Is it safe to assume that since this is set in Australia, that you are a fellow Aussie?
Unfortunately, they don’t exist. They really are on my To Do list though (how adorbs would they be?). I might need to do a Kickstarter or something.
I am an Aussie! I’m in Brisbane (home from the day job at the moment, hence the quick reply). 😀
Whereabouts are you? (Um, sorry, that sounds stalkery).
Oh boy! My own bonafide stalker!
I’m also from Brisbane (home from looking for the day job x_x)
Uuugh, the market totally sucks at the moment, right?
I do office/adminny/doc control kind of stuff. I…actually finish up on Monday (redundancy due to the end of a project), so I’m kind of sitting on Seek going “apply, apply, apply”…