0:07
The countdown timer stayed on seven-seconds-to-live for a moment, then disappeared.
The rip in her chest sealed, and she felt her lungs inflate, and clear themselves of liquid…of blood. The frostbite disappeared, replaced by warm, pale pink skin. Her broken digits flexed, and straightened themselves with little fuss.
She felt herself blinking, and the odd feeling of a new eye appearing in her empty socket. Her vision flicked through several light spectrums, then settled, and then gave her the pleasure of depth perception again.
The various cuts, scrapes and bruises sealed, shrank, and disappeared under newly-grown skin.
After another minute, she felt her body stop fixing itself, and the feeling of being complete again swept over her.
Command: self-diagnostic.
More red flags than at a party at the height of communism flashed at her. Subsystems that had been destroyed, parts of her body that weren’t being recognised – those that she had just fixed with magic, various subroutines that weren’t working, along with the list of functions that were already offline thanks to being in a blackout zone.
One in particular, however, stuck out: Targeting Offline.
‘Oh…fucking hell,’ she said, slamming a fist on the floor.
So, basically, I’m back to being a useless newbie.
…something like that.
So, time to portal everyone out? WTS Portal to Agency, 2 cookies.
Spyder.
No, shut up, not listening.
Spyder.
Fucking shut up, I’m not listening to you.
You need some clothes.
She wrapped her hand around the knife and cut into her chest again, clearing a space to get two fingers in to reach her heart.
‘Warm clothes, please.’
Her tattered clothes disappeared, replaced by long socks, warm underwear, an undershirt, a long-sleeved shirt, and what appeared to be Ryan’s jacket. She crawled back and rested against the wall, cuddling into the jacket, and enjoying the first hints of warmth in hours.
Spyder.
I know, I know.
You ready to listen now?
…please, I just want to go home.
You know you can’t do that. There aren’t even supposed to be Solstice in Russia, they have to be destroyed.
So I can just-
No. You can’t.
It would be so much easier to wish them dead.
You’re supposed to be our whimsical half, think about your thoughts for a moment. There’s always the rule against wishing people dead. It’s a taboo.
Yeah, but fairy tales-
Remember what Dorian said?
No, not really.
The laws create the taboos, so what if there’s some big thing about wishing people dead, and if you try it-
A life for a life kind of thing? I wish them dead and I wind up dead myself?
I’ve put a lot of work into you, it’d be a shame for you to accidentally bring about your own death. Again. I kind of enjoy living, if you don’t mind, Spyder.
So what am I supposed to do instead?
Kick butt, save the day, all that stuff you’re really not qualified to do.
Yeah, with the lack of qualification, I’m supposed to do that how exactly?
Well, you should reach into your chest and genie yourself a couple of guns and some ammo. That way, if they do come to check on your corpse, you can at least stop them.
One for me, one for the Boy Wonder?
Sounds good.
She touched her heart again. ‘I need a couple of guns, please, and some spare ammo.’
Two girly guns appeared on the floor in front of her, a spare clip for each lying beside each. She pocketed the second gun, and the clips.
I am so not ready for this.
I think that should be tattooed on your forehead. You don’t have a choice.
I can just get everyone out of here, and they can send the calvary later. Or…hey, I can just wish for Taylor to come here, he’s crazy enough to take on Solstice in a blackout zone! Or, like, how about an entire fscking army?
You don’t think I considered that? Give me some credit, Spyder. You call in the calvary, what do you think the first thing they’re going to do is?
Shoot the Boy Wonder?
And the second thing?
Shoot Grigori?
Still want to bring down the holy hell of angels?
I’m not sure they’re better off with me as Plan A.
At least you’ve…got the element of surprise. You don’t have a choice. Just keep listening to me, and by the end of the day, you’ll be safe in bed and nomming on cookies.
Promise?
I’ll try if you try.
She tapped on her chest, then touched her heart again. ‘Tell me what to do.’
Spyder-
Something hard appeared in her hand, and she pulled it away from her chest. A mirror, ornate – well, more old-fashioned than ornate, and as innocent-looking as something she could have found on her grandmother’s dresser.
The reflection in the mirror, however, wasn’t her own, it wasn’t a reflection at all, it was the view of an office, Ryan’s office. He sat at his desk, sans his jacket, a pile of paperwork visible over his shoulder.
‘Huh,’ she said, ‘voyeur-cam.’
He spun on his chair, his expression one of pure shock.
‘You, you can hear me?’
‘And see you,’ he said as he stepped closer. ‘Gods, Stef, are you ok?’
‘Please don’t ask me that question right now.’
‘Stef.’
She closed her eyes and swallowed. ‘Mirror is better than a band-aid. I had a few cuts and scrapes, they’re gone now.’
‘You’re still in a blackout zone, you’re all still in a blackout zone.’
‘There are Solstice here.’
‘But-’
‘I know, I know, I know, ok, I’ve already figured out exactly how bad that is. And yes, I’m going to send an impolite letter to Grigori’s intel department, but after I get home, ok?’
‘And the others?’
‘I haven’t seen Grigori since we got captured, they put us in separate rooms. They were more interested in getting to know their other prisoner first. With knives.’
‘Stef-’
‘Agent Dmitri is here somewhere too. Don’t know his condition.’
‘How do you know?’
‘Too long to explain.’
‘And…’ He stared at her for a moment. ‘Curt?’
‘Just got done saving my life, so unless I really misunderstand how bad guys work, he’s still on our team.’
He was quiet for a moment. ‘What are you waiting for? Get everyone home.’
‘I can’t.’
‘Stef.’
‘Because running away is exactly what you’d do?’
He stared at her.
‘Like I thought,’ she said.
‘Stef…’ He looked away for a moment. ‘Agent Mimosa, I’m ordering you to evac everyone now, we’ll deal with everything else later.’
‘No sir.’
‘I’m ordering you!’
‘And you really have no idea how much I’d like to just listen. But…I can’t. We run, and by the time you can try and get any intel, they might have bugged out, and they’ll disappear until whenever. We take them out now, I mean, that’s got to be better, right?’
There was a strange look on his face.
‘Great,’ she muttered.
‘What?’
‘Well, that’s your “I’m going to yell at you now” face, isn’t it?’
‘No, it’s my “I’m extremely proud of you” face.’ He reached toward the mirror, and she was only moderately surprised when his hand easily passed through, and touched her face. ‘Promise me you’ll be careful.’
‘I will.’
‘Above all, your priority is to get yourself out safely.’ He pulled his hand out of the mirror, and back through to his side of the world. ‘Gods, it’s cold there.’
‘Sorry for borrowing your jacket.’
He smiled and required himself into another. ‘Keep it.’
‘Wish me luck.’
‘You have it.’
‘Bye,’ she whispered, and the mirror…blinked, showing her a reflection of herself, rather than into a window across the world.
She stood, took the safety off her gun, and walked from the room.