Vincent fell out of bed. It was about 9 in the morning. That wasn’t a bad time to be awake. Vincent looked out the window, and thought about the color pink, for some reason. He wandered around his room a bit, when his phone pinged. He required a headset. “Vincent! Hey, it’s Director Wraith. We’ve […]
“I never really thought of you as ace.” “I’ve never really given it thought at all, actually.” The words floated through Agent Jones’s mind for almost a week. Was he asexual? Wasn’t he? It was fairly irrelevant in the grand scheme. Besides, one he finished his work, he could literally pick from anyone in the […]
In light of recent events, we are pleased to announce that Require: Cookie has been acquired by Able Corporation. Unfortunately, it’s not an official thing until we’ve gone through the paperwork. We still haven’t gotten our hands on the 27B-6 form. Due to the recent acquisition, there will be a few changes appearing soon. For […]
“You’ve turned down the wrong alley.” Vincent stopped. The voice clearly wasn’t human. Seriously? Now would be a good time to GTFO.
Vincent looked up. Magnolia’s chest was across the table from him. He grinned stupidly, and tried to make a dumb joke. Magnolia apparently didn’t notice. Dude, your dreams are really fucked up. Also, I don’t think you’re awake enough to attempt motor function. Magnolia looked at him. He hoped she didn’t notice the drool caused […]
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“Shit. Shit shit shit balls fuck shit shit ass shit fishstick.” The fuck are you on about? “I’ve been Magnolia’s bitch for almost a week, and it’s starting to get to me.” Well, you did volunteer…
Vincent blinked. He was looking at the floor. How did he get here? You got socked in the gut, stupid. Right. Assess the situation and- Something hit him in the back of the head. The floor in front of him swayed. “Stand up, you useless moron.”
“Hello? Is there a doctor in the house?” No response. Good. I think someone would have smacked you for that. “True enough. Let’s start poking around then.” Why? This isn’t an RPG.
Vincent jumped as Magnolia threw a sweeping kick. As he landed, she hit him in the side again. “Fucking balls on a crutch. I need to put some armor there or something.” “Armour’s not going to help you much, but on the positive side, that seems to be the only place you’re leaving open. Did […]