Category: Vincent Down Under

Vincent looked up. Magnolia’s chest was across the table from him. He grinned stupidly, and tried to make a dumb joke. Magnolia apparently didn’t notice. Dude, your dreams are really fucked up. Also, I don’t think you’re awake enough to attempt motor function. Magnolia looked at him. He hoped she didn’t notice the drool caused […]

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“Shit. Shit shit shit balls fuck shit shit ass shit fishstick.” The fuck are you on about? “I’ve been Magnolia’s bitch for almost a week, and it’s starting to get to me.” Well, you did volunteer…

Vincent blinked. He was looking at the floor. How did he get here? You got socked in the gut, stupid. Right. Assess the situation and- Something hit him in the back of the head. The floor in front of him swayed. “Stand up, you useless moron.”

“Hello? Is there a doctor in the house?” No response. Good. I think someone would have smacked you for that. “True enough. Let’s start poking around then.” Why? This isn’t an RPG.

Vincent jumped as Magnolia threw a sweeping kick. As he landed, she hit him in the side again. “Fucking balls on a crutch. I need to put some armor there or something.” “Armour’s not going to help you much, but on the positive side, that seems to be the only place you’re leaving open. Did […]

Magnolia required gauze. It was standard, first-aid kit gauze. What the hell did she require gauze for? She began to wrap it around Vincent’s head, covering his eyes, leaving Vincent wondering what the point of all this was. “This is going to teach me to-” “Shut up.”

Magnolia required gauze. It was standard, first-aid kit gauze. It had applications that had nothing to do with medicine. She began to wrap it around Vincent’s head, covering his eyes layer by layer, slowly blocking out his vision, until she knew that all he could see would be blurry shapes. Anticipation made the teasing all […]

Vincent stared at the wall, listening intently. You stare at the wall a lot. What have you got against walls? “Shut up. Were you asleep when I turned on the monitoring equipment?” Maybe.

Vincent ducked. He knew it was very likely that Magnolia would throw something at him, and just as likely that it would be a knife. After he’d been ducked for several seconds longer than it would take for Magnolia to kill him, he stood up. “Umm. I thought you’d throw a knife at me or […]