Category: Require: Holiday

“Field Agent Stef Mimosa. Blah blah age, weight, height… Designed for infiltration. Certainly tiny enough to infiltrate a lot of places. Inconspicuous. Blah blah Mirrorfall… Faked death…” Vincent dropped the file on the desk. “And why am I reading this file, sir?”

“The hob seems to be distr- what the…?” “The hell is that?” “Did the mountain just…?” “Whaaaaaaaat?” Vincent started laughing. It worked. It had worked brilliantly. A moment later, he heard the familiar voice of Andrew talking.

Vincent coughed. He was annoyed at himself for coughing. Maybe the snow muffled it enough. He was face down in the snow. It was the last place he wanted to be, but it was the best place to be, since he was in a fairly clear area on the side of a snow-covered mountain. He […]

The Master Sword wasn’t as heavy as it looked. Alexander chuckled. “You look like an utter dork, striking that pose whilst in your uniform.” “I suppose I do. But come on! Master fucking Sword!” “True. I was gonna suggest requiring a green tunic.”

Vincent found himself staring at a wall. He was sure there was something about the wall that was supposed to be important to him. Just… What the hell was it? “I’m onto you, wall. I will know your secrets. I know you’re listening. I’m made of balls of steel.” “You’re fucking weird, is what you […]

Vincent felt something touch his shoulder.  He resisted an urge to bite it, and turned to look at it.  It was a hand.  The hand was attached to Aaron. “Whatcha playing?” “EarthBound.  I’m grinding for the Broken Antenna while Alexander does some actual work.”

Vincent punched the air. He didn’t like dreaming, because even despite being a recruit, his dreams were far more awesome than reality was. Assuming this was reality. Eh, it’s good enough. He did his morning routine, then walked to the elevator, letting loose a yawn that refused to back down. The doors opened, and Vincent […]

Vincent stared at the wall. “You’ve been staring at that wall for 15 minutes.  What’s so special about it?” “It’s a nice wall. It’s kinda shiny, got a nice pattern to it.” Aaron crossed his arms.  “I don’t think that’s why you’re staring at it.” “Okay, fine.  I’m listening to it.  I think I heard […]

Vincent looked up to see Aaron staring at him. “… the hell happened?” “We’re still not sure.” “What time is it?” “About 4 hours after you went silent.”

There was a flash of light. Vincent covered his eyes. Sparks were flying. If this is how he was going to die… He blinked. He scowled. He blinked again. “Nothing happened.” “The hell it didn’t. I can’t see a damn thing.” “Stand up, then, moron.”